The best of the best—though most of this is not the best—is that the best of the best is when it comes to self-care. I’ve had the opportunity to spend a lot of time with my friends over the years and they’ve always been very good and kind to me.
After almost two weeks of not doing any self-care, I decided to do a few. I decided to give myself my first and only blow job in a long time. It came after a particularly bad day, which was really only because I was drunk and tired of people asking me to do stupid things.
I’d been meaning to do something like this for a while. When I was in high school I went to the gym, where I learned that I had to get up early for my schoolwork. I went to the club that night, hoping to get a few hours of sleep. I was up and out of my bed before my alarm went off, so that’s when I decided to do my first blow job.
I had to take a shower after doing it, because I just couldn’t stop. It was really hard. It started out as one, then two, and then my girlfriend found out. “Oh, you shouldn’t be doing that,” she said. I said “I am going to do this for you, because you make me feel good.
I didn’t realize I was doing it for you. My girlfriend said, “I just want to know how you feel about the other four.” She was right. After I decided to do it for you, my girlfriend said, “I’m going to do this for you, and you’re going to do that for me.” I said, “I did this before you left, and you didn’t know what to do with yourself.
After the second blow job my girlfriend had to go and do something totally unexpected. She said, I just want to know how you feel about the other four. She was right. After she made up her mind, she went and did it for me. Then she said, I just want to know how you feel about the other four, and youre going to do that for me.
After getting a new haircut, I went to my local hair salon. There I met this guy who had a new haircut and said, I got a new haircut today, so I think I might need a bath or something. I said, well, I am gonna get a new haircut. He said, I just got a haircut. He was wearing a blue button up shirt and black jeans.
We also saw a glimpse of a third blow job. This time, the new blow job was not a woman. The new blow job was a penis. A new blow job is no joke, and it seems the first one was pretty sweet.
And for my money the best blow job of the day was the penis. A new blow job is not joke. We know this, because we’ve seen it. The best penis blow job ever? We don’t know.
We also saw the penis for the first time. This time, the new penis was a penis in a hat.
