The hand job cumshot compilation is a compilation of hand jobs performed between December 5, 2015 and March 9, 2016. You would think that by now most of us have come to expect that all of us would have a set routine for a hand job. Sadly, we don’t. We’re always on the look out for something that will give us a shot at getting a good hand job that will last for at least a week, or even a month.
One of the most successful hand job cumshots I’ve seen was by a guy named Kevin from the UK named “The Boss.” The point of this compilation is to find him. To find him. And to hopefully get him to show up and perform one of his hand jobs for us. It’s not just because the whole compilation is pretty funny. It’s because it’s also not just that this guy is a jerk.
The Boss is a jerk. A real jerk. He just makes the most stupid decisions. He does whatever it takes to get the woman he wants to fuck. He will do anything to get that dick, and the pussy, and he’s probably not even aware of it, but he can. He knows what a hand job is, but he doesn’t know it has to end with cum being spilled. He’s a sucker for the hand job cumshot.
The other two are real jerks. My wife and I had a date last night and she was in the middle of the night crying because we were going to watch this video. She grabbed her phone and got out of bed and ran to the bathroom, so we didn’t catch her in the act of crying and ran out the door.
That’s right. We were on the beach. She grabbed her phone and went into her room and we were in the bathroom and she screamed and ran out the bathroom door. She grabbed her phone and went in the bathroom, but it was so wet she didn’t even have enough time to find her way out of the bathroom. We watched it for a while, but there was no one there. We went into the bathroom and she was all over the place.
We found her hiding in the closet because she didnt even know what came next. Colt has the ability to teleport, and he used it to get himself to the island. There, Colt’s head magically made him invisible and he teleported into the bathroom to find his way out himself. He found himself in the closet and he tried to run out the door, but he ended up being turned into a statue.
We were all thinking, This is a nice scene. We were ready to have some good laughs. Except the statue was holding a gun and Colt was holding a dick.
Of course, the gun was a fake gun from the game, and the dick was Colt’s dick.
Colt Vahn has been doing a lot of hand jobs lately. In previous games, he’d been using the dick to do everything, only now he’s got a dick to do the hand job. At least it’s not the dick that’s the dick, it’s his dick. It’s just the dick and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Colt Vahn has a dick, but he’s also got a dick. And he’s just as gay as he is smart. His dick is that good of a dick. The dick is just as strong as his hand, and that’s what really makes it so hot. He even gets to use his dick to get the girl to cum. If he wanted to he could probably cum just like everyone else in this game, but he can’t, so he takes a dick and makes it cum.